Nadine

Date: Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Rating: 8.48

Money Talks, bull shit walks, and people are really willing to do ANYTHING for cash. First up we have the unthinkable, we actually found two guys willing to cross the ultimate line in a bit which involved a cum shot, a motorcycle helmet, a set of excellent titties, and a squeegee. After that we slow things down with a good old fashion all American titty flash. Following that we bring you two smoking hot tourist girl friends willing to toss a little salad in the alley for a price they could not refuse. And finally for our juicy porn of the week, we hit the town with our boy Voodoo and help a young hot damsel in distress recover her losses from getting her bike stolen. By recover her losses we mean have sex with her in the back of our van, lucky for us the girl could ride a lot more than a bike. Dont miss a minute.

Date: Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Rating: 9.40

And here we go again, for this update were going to bring you a little more of our run at the Exxxotica convention, as well as our usual shenanigans that you dont see anywhere else but here. This year at the Exxxotica convention we ran in to our good friends at the Bang Bus, and it turns out that they parked the bus right in the middle of the convention floor, so naturally we thought that was bad ass and we didnt waste such a great opportunity. First we found a pair of friends who didnt look like they belonged in a porn convention, and lured them into the bus for some good old fashion titty rub and makeout session. Then we ran into a guy with tattoos on his face that was obviously down for some crazy shit, and had Havoc use her sling shot to shoot grapes at his bunghole. After that we decided to put to rest a long standing debate between Nadine and Havoc...that all butt holes are created equal. After that Nadine and Havoc barge in on one of our local gyms and convince a smoking hot latina to show us her workout butt ass naked. It wouldnt be a full Money Talks episode if we didnt find a hot ass girl to fuck, so for this one we have the classic damsel in distress. The lesson for today is that you should always stop and help a fellow motorist because chances are that she might be super hot, in need of cash, and might even be down to give you some ass.